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Why didn"t the dinosaur cross the road?

and other prehistoric riddles

by Joanne E. Bernstein

  • 85 Want to read
  • 3 Currently reading

Published by A. Whitman in Niles, Ill .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • Riddles, Juvenile.,
  • Dinosaurs -- Humor.,
  • Wit and humor, Juvenile.,
  • Dinosaurs -- Wit and humor.,
  • Prehistoric peoples -- Wit and humor.,
  • Riddles.

  • Edition Notes

    StatementJoanne E. Bernstein and Paul Cohen ; pictures by Carl Whiting.
    ContributionsCohen, Paul, 1945-, Whiting, Carl, ill.
    Classifications
    LC ClassificationsPN6371.5 .B444 1990
    The Physical Object
    Pagination1 v. (unpaged) :
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL1859558M
    ISBN 100807590770
    LC Control Number90012726
    OCLC/WorldCa21902946

    The fact that people doesn't know how to study the bible. Dinosaurs were mentioned in scripture. When you study eptymology of words in scripture dinosaurs wasn't called a dinosaur in a bible, they had names given. Modern day English we just called. Q: Why couldn't the ninja turtle cross the road? A: Because it didn't have enough turtle power. Q: What does a turtle need to ride a bike? A: A shellmet. Q: What is a turtle's favorite game? A: Beakaboo. Q: What do you call a turtle with a hard on? A: A slow poke. Q: Why didnt .

      5. Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again? Because he was a dirty double-crosser 6. Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have enough guts 7. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide 8. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't. Q: Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? A: Because they can't afford new ones! Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet. Q: What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A: easoarus Q: .

      The How and Why Wonder Book of Dinosaurs (Or THWWBD for, er, short) is just one among a huge number of How and Why Wonder books; other titles in the series included Seashore, Castles, Chemistry, Fish, Primitive Man, Winning of The West, The Old Testament, and The Tower of in the s, if there wasn't a How and Why Wonder Book on a certain topic, it probably . Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken joke wasn’t invented yet. Q: What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? A: Flood lights! Q: Did you hear about the monster with five legs? A: His trousers fit him like a glove. Q: Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school? A: Because they’re all in High.


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Why didn"t the dinosaur cross the road? by Joanne E. Bernstein Download PDF EPUB FB2

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Bernstein, Paul Cohen. With a generous three riddles per page—most of them clever, genuinely funny, and sometimes even educational—plus comic (if unassuming) two-color illustrations, this 11th collection from the witty Bernstein-Cohen team is a sure-fire seller, a bargain at the price.

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